most obvious come-ons.

okay so swami linked me to this body building site. and theres this forum on it that has posts of the most obvious come-ons, enjoy (:

Some girl at a party told me "Lets have sex"
I replied "lulz ur funny, and walked off"

i was 13 and in junior high school. we were in class with a substitute and the girls in the class were playing truth or dare while us guys were playing pokemon on our gameboys battling each other(SO SERIOUS). So one girl was dared to ask me if i wanted a blow job. she asks me and i looked at her with a confused ass face and said "No, I'm playing Pokemon". and then carried on.

One time when I was like 14 I had a bunch of people over and we were all chillen' in my room. So one of the girls notices that my fly was open (she was by far the hottest girl at the time, all my buddies wanted to get with her) So I go and close it and it slightly catches my nut sack and I go "ouch!" and go into my closet to check it out. There was nothing wrong no blood or anything, then all of a sudden the girl comes into the closet and goes, "let me see if your ok" I was like, "yeah i just checked I'm ok" and left her in the closet all alone lol... she was pissed the rest of the night and told me I blew it.

Two girls are chilling out at one of their houses(5 min walk from mine) and msg me at 11pm telling me they're bored and to think of something the three of us could do together. I ask whos there, and they text back saying its only them, and to come over now. I reply back sying 'Hey do you have a Wii we can play?'.

There was a chick I met in class I would go jogging with often in college my senior year. We would defintely flirt a lot while running and had a lot of sexual tenion. She came to my place one time, and we decided to go running from there, and she brought a bag asking if she could shower at my place afterward because she said her house was out of hot water that day. I thought nothing of it, and we went for a run. When we got back, she jumps in the shower, she yells from the bathroom that she left her bar of soap in her bag, and if I could come in the bathroom (while she was in the shower which had a see through glass door) and hand it to her. I simply yelled from outside the bathroom how we had a brand new bar of soap unopened in the sink cabinet and she could simply use that instead of hers.

Her: I'm going to go take a shower, want to come join me?
Me: You can't handle these things alone yet?
Her: I could use some help.
Me: Nah, but gimme a call later.
Her: ...

I was 13. Me n buddy met some 16 year old gals and they said they wanted to run a dick sucking marathon on us but I declined since my balls didn't descend yet and didn't know girls did that kind of thing. My friends still teases me about it to this day. His had already descended at that time btw.

omfg, how freaking hilarious is that LOL