Austin here,
Ok i'm bored so here comes the essay on today's ag lesson :)
btw I"m not 100% sure of the order of the events so don't kill me if I muck up something.
*Start of period 3 - ag*
We like walk in the classroom and sit down with usual people and everything's cool. Then the first thing that happens is basically Kiran asking for his slinky back which he lost a few lessons ago. He was meant to get it back if he behaved good and at the start of every lesson he says, "Ms, Can I have my slinky back now? I behaved well last lesson." Then Hameed is like, "You behave well for the first 15min and then you ..."
So neways Kiran stops asking and then Hameed starts rambling on about ag shit and we just talk and muck around. Then Hameed is telling us about this worksheet and tells us to do it and after that she writes this really gay question on the board and says, "Do this after you have done the work on the sheet." So as usual we start talking again and at this point Yun gets moved to the very front alone (for talking...) and Hameed starts handing out the worksheets. So a few good students like Crystal :D start doing the work while Yun and Richard are busy trying to figure out the question on the board while the rest are just talking about random crap.
So then Crystal finishes like most of the worksheet and while I start copying all of a sudden we see Yun teaching Richard how to do the question on the board(EVERYONE WTF????)and her yelling out I GOT IT I GOT IT!! So then she says (whatever answer is) and hameed is like no that is wrong and Yun's like WHAT!!! Blah blah blah explaining why its right and all. Then Richard starts talking like a totally different language lol and uses these wierd terms and explains blah blah blah and then Yun gets confused and ends up saying, "What, I don't get it anymore." and I'm secretly like (that's more like it hehe :P JOKES YUN YOU"RE AWESOME :)
By this point of time, I've like finished copying the work on the sheet and Brian and other people begin working out the question on the board while I'm bored and take Yun's touch and play around with it (NO NOT LIKE THAT FUCK YOU!)
OK THE FUNNY STUFF STARTS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, everyone who knows me should know my 'fetish' for Circus (a song by Britney Spears) and I see it on Yun's touch and start playing it on max volume which actually isn't that loud. Then Kiran and me start singing it and then other people hear and tell me to sing Circus. Then like the class including: Adrian, Royce, Saj, Tom, Ray, Daniel, Richard, Samuel, Yun, Annie, Crystal, Victoria (who is away goddamit), Lena, Nancy, Alice Li, Linda, Andrew Lahoud, Sun, Brian started saying Austin!!! Austin!!! Austin!!! (to sing circus...) while Kiran The Great says AGRICULTURE!!! AGRICULTURE!!! AGRICULTURE!!! OMG YOU SHOULDVE BEEN THERE AND HE GOT FUCKING BUSTED AND HAD TO GET HIS DIARY OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. But then my laughter was short lived cause Hameed asked for my diary as well and I'm like WHAT THE FARRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! so neways Hameed writes on my diary: Listening to music during class. Needs to improve his work. She then writes on Kiran's diary and at that time Richard is standing behind Hameed (he figured out the question on the board I think) and does a motion of WHACKING HAMEEDS ASSSSSS!!! so then we're all like OOOOOOMMMMMFFFFFGGGGG!!!!! DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! and Adrian gets his phone out getting ready to film it and screaming DO IT at the top of his voice but then Richard shakes his head and at the same time Hameed raises her head and is like, "Adrian get your diary as well please" and the rest of the class is laughing their heads off. On Adrian's diary Hameed writes: "needs to concentrate more in class." Then Yun turns around and we start talking about what was happening and she says, "Dude I'll sign your diary for you." (to me) so I'm like sure and she makes up this really wierd signature and signs it and writes an OK. A FUCKING OK!!!!!! WHICH LOOKS SO NUB. I WAS LIKE WTFARRRRKKKKKKK and showed the rest of the class while this time Hameed is like, "Yun... Diary please." But since she's still laughing at writing an OK on my diary she just gives it to hameed. So Hameed continues, "None of you are going until you figure out this question." (the one on the board) and some pro ppl like brian and raymond start explaining to her and they go up to the board to write up their explanation and Hameed is still saying, that is wrong i already worked it out in my head. Dude comeon, she teaches ag, does she wanna fight maths with us." (the question involved calculations) So basically after that I sign Yun's diary and I'm not stupid enough to write an ok... To sum up all this excitement Kiran asks in a cute tone, "Ok Ms, Can I have my slinky back now?"
:D I love my ag ppl.
AG WITH HAMEED IS THE BEST AND ALL THE PPL INVOLVED IN TODAY'S LESSON WILL DEFINITELY NOT FORGET IT!!!
PS: DO NOT LET HAMEED KNOW ANY OF THIS and wish us luck not getting busted tomorrow for out diaries :O
Thursday, February 26, 2009
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OMFG FUNNIEST AG LESSON EVER
ReplyDeleteIN FACT, PROBABLY FUNNIEST LESSON EVER (:
omgosh man
hhahahaha
goodluck :D
:L
I'm 99% sure its an iPhone not a Touch.
ReplyDeletexD
I'm being faggy i know.
But the rest... ROFLMAOLOLOLOMGWTFBBQ
its a touch :D
ReplyDeleteYou told me it was an iPhone!
ReplyDeleteOr do you have both?
I have neither and i feel pov..
Nice story XD
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